All Quiet on the Alien Front 02/02/08

To my knowledge there was zero alien movement since my last report. Perhaps this has something to do with the puppies eyes opening. It could also be because whatever the hormonal changes were that were fueling it have declined along with Frica’s vaginal discharge. Or it could be that she found the ultimate location for the yellow alien in Watson’s bed because he slept on it last night. Even if she wanted to move it, there’s no way she couldn’t have gotten him to move off it until he was good and ready. It’s rare that this happens until it’s time to get up in the morning and I’ve never known it to happen in lousy weather like we had last night.

I’ll open the bedroom door for Fric later this morning to see what happens…